A family of three - a father, a mother, and their daughter - sits in the den, watching television. The emotional stakes of the program in question are particularly high, and as they reach their zenith, the act break occurs and the show cuts to a commercial.
It is at this point that the daughter exclaims “#THIS. THIS. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY FEELS. #ALL OF MY CREYS. #SOMEBODY GET THE ACTORS ON THIS SHOW EVERY AWARD. ALL OF THE AWARDS. #DYING. #I CAN’T.
^^OH MY GOD THOSE TAGS. PERFECTION”
The mother looks at her daughter, dissolves into tears and runs to pour herself another glass of wine. The father, stony-faced, gets up, walks over to the mantle where their daughter’s senior portrait is displayed, and places the photograph face down.
