January 2012
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My dad RSVP’d to my sister’s wedding for me because I forgot to do it but he put my name as “Joshy Cakes Macedo” and I just got a confirmation email for “Joshy Cakes Macedo” and my dad keeps calling me “Joshy Cakes” and like an idiot I keep answering and responding to it
I am locked in the fiercest battle of wits of my young life
Because that’s the only sort of situation I can imagine where inventing the term “mansplaining” is not the most ridiculous thing you could do then and there
So obviously the situations and actions they as terms describe are real and legitimate and problematic but holy heck, “mansplaining” and “cissplaining” and the rest of those awful “-splaining” quasi-portmanteaus are just so incredibly silly that it’s hard not to picture the most ridiculous of situations to inform their genesis
Like, maybe the first time...
What if you made the trade for Shinigami eyes and it turned out that all they do is let you see when someone’s next bowel movement will be
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Caitlin: Shopping for shoes is hard
Everything is so pretty
But so expensive
Josh: But so expensive!
Butt so expensive
Butt... so... expensive...
Can't... afford... a butt...
Caitlin: What is wrong with you
Josh: Too poor... cannot pay... for butt
This adorable woman just asked to use my phone to call a friend she was meeting here and after I obliged she asked me what I was doing on my laptop and I explained I was blogging and she said in a thick asian accent “cool… that’s…. so hipster”
I wanted to put her up on my shoulders and take her out to buy a balloon
I think one of my favourite things is when people threaten to unfollow me for expressing a negative opinion on something like a movie or band or book that they like
This seems to happen a lot with The Devil Wears Prada fans who don’t take too kindly to how boring and predictable I find that band
See the thing is I know for a fact that while I’m a positive person generally speaking...
Let’s all just take a moment out of our respective evenings and think about Fred Durst
Just think about him
Okay that’s enough, as you were
Now this Starbucks is playing Coltrane’s rendition of “My Favourite Things” so I’m taking my headphones off and basking in how nice this evening is turning out to be
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WatchHarvest Mon Review
Song is What I’ve Done Linkin Park (I don’t own the song)
PLEASE READ THIS DESCRIPTION BEFORE POSTING A COMMENT!
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This is a review by me I know I’m not an super good gamer but keep rude comments to yourself I don’t care and yeah I know how to take care of my animals! I was just goofing around XP
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And yes, I did in fact just happen to have a cutout of Nicolas Cage’s head in my bag to put in the middle of that proposal
I think it is a testament to the fine company I keep that this did not throw any of my friends off in the slightest
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Also for some reason, they were playing a bizarre amount of early 2000’s nu-metal at Smoke’s? It was weird, like, one after the other, System of a Down, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Evanescence
I felt like spiking my hair, putting on tripp pants and getting mad at my dad for no reason
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One of my favourite things in the world is when someone uses the word “pretentious” when they clearly meant “I didn’t get it”
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