Stupid Hoe is Black Eyed Peas grade awful

God so I was in HMV the other night and I guess there’s a new Van Halen album out? Or coming out? Anyway they were playing the new single and it was so terrible it actually made me feel physically ill and angry

So I guess a recent plot line in Glee involved a rival group trying to take out the gay kid by throwing a slurpee full of rock salt at him in a parking garage but Darren Criss dove in front of him and blocked it and ended up in the hospital with a damaged cornea

And then the gang uses a hidden camera to collect proof that this rival group  did it with the guy whose idea it was confessing and everything

And then they decide to not show the proof to anyone and not do anything that matters about the assault because they figured they could just beat them at regionals, apparently that’s the same thing as reporting someone to the police

You guys this is an actual show that people get paid actual money to make

Also, after promising a new record, He Is Legend played some shows this weekend! Everything is really grand. It’s going to be a good year.

If Monster.ca doesn’t stop recommending call-centre positions in my search for “audio” related jobs I’m gonna fricking lose it

A family of three - a father, a mother, and their daughter - sits in the den, watching television. The emotional stakes of the program in question are particularly high, and as they reach their zenith, the act break occurs and the show cuts to a commercial.

It is at this point that the daughter exclaims “#THIS. THIS. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY FEELS. #ALL OF MY CREYS. #SOMEBODY GET THE ACTORS ON THIS SHOW EVERY AWARD. ALL OF THE AWARDS. #DYING. #I CAN’T.

^^OH MY GOD THOSE TAGS. PERFECTION”

The mother looks at her daughter, dissolves into tears and runs to pour herself another glass of wine. The father, stony-faced, gets up, walks over to the mantle where their daughter’s senior portrait is displayed, and places the photograph face down.